Monday, March 16, 2009

UNLEASH Van Ride Quotes

Oh yes, people. I have quotes. I was covert. Here are the top 10:

  1. Your mouth is going south. 
  2. And You will find the beans, swaddled in a burrito and laying in Andy's colon. 
  3. Wait. What?
  4. The homeless: stealing from the rich and giving to the rich.
  5. I want the ball. Let me just put that out there. I want it.
  6. Man, I don't know, but I am really in the mood for a peach or a butt.
  7. I almost whacked a beaver on the way here.
  8. zzzzzz DEREK! ARE YOU OK? DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE? zzzzzz
  9. Umm...this is way too friendly. I'm scared.
  10. Do you want to spoon?

4 comments:

j*amy said...

heheheheh awesome!!! i hope there's more coming...and i want to know who said these.

rachel said...

so classic. i dont know what most mean but i'm still laughin :)

the Jennings secede from the South said...

Thanks buddy! You are popular...what can you say? I like your 30 til 30 series...when is your birthday? I guess I could go back and add.

Mark said...

re #6, must've been driving through Gaffney...